"The first volume of this ... unofficial Minecraft adventure series begins with Runt, our 12-year-old hero, about to choose his future vocation at the Minecraftia school. His options are less than thrilling: farmer, crafter, miner. But what this noob really wants is to be a warrior like his hero, Steve. So when he learns that the five best students in school that year will get the chance to start warrior training, it s ON."

"An unofficial Minecraft adventure"--Front cover. The title has the word "villager" crossed out and replaced with "warrior." Originally published in e-book form as Diary of a wimpy villager in 2015.